Terms of Use

PLEASE READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THIS SITE. I maintain this web site as a personal site/blog, and by using relajorock.com you are agreeing to comply with and be bound by the following terms of use. Please review (que hueva) the following terms and conditions not carefully, they don’t mean jack and don’t check them ever again.. If you do not agree to the terms and conditions, I don’t care! visit me anyhow.

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 I copied the following from other sites….

  1. Acceptance of Agreement. You agree to the terms..,period..and  THERE ARE NO TERMS — JUST BE ALIVE!This Agreement constitutes the entire and only agreement between me and you, and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous agreements, cuales?? representations, warranties and understandings with respect to relajorock.com, the content  provided by or through the Site, and the subject matter of this Agreement. This Agreement may be amended by us at any time and from time to time without specific notice to you. The latest Agreement will be posted on the Site, and you should review this Agreement prior to using the Site. blah blah blah
  2. Limited Right to Use. The viewing, printing or downloading of any content, graphic, form or document from the Site grants you only a limited, nonexclusive license for use solely by you for your own personal use and  for republication, distribution, assignment, sublicense, not for sale, preparation of derivative works or other use.  Anypart of any content, form or document may be reproduced in any form or incorporated into any information retrieval system, electronic or mechanical, other than for your personal use (but not for resale or for spam.. hey esta bien…solo borrare the email lol ).
  3. Editing, Deleting and Modification. We reserve the right in our sole discretion to edit or delete any documents, information or other content appearing on the Site, including this Agreement, without further notice to users of the Site. You been warned lol.!
  4. Indemnification. You agree to indemnify, defend and hold us and our partners, attorneys, staff and affiliates (collectively, “Affiliated Parties”) harmless from any liability, loss, claim and expense, including reasonable attorney’s fees, related to your violation of this Agreement or use of the Site. Hey you can do whatever the heck you want, just don’t sue me for your s@#t,
  5. Disclaimer. THE INFORMATION FROM OR THROUGH THE SITE ARE PROVIDED “AS-IS,” “AS AVAILABLE,” AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ARE DISCLAIMED (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE DISCLAIMER OF ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE). THE INFORMATION AND SERVICES MAY CONTAIN BOGUS STORIES, PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGES, FAKE BUGS, FLIES, COCKROACHES, ERRORS ON PURPOSE, PROBLEMS WITH WORDPRESS OR CHEAP WEB SERVER OR OTHER LIMITATIONS. ME AND MY AFFILIATED PARTIES  (THE OTHER BEANERS) HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR YOUR USE OF ANY INFORMATION OR SERVICE. IN PARTICULAR, BUT NOT AS A LIMITATION, ME AND MY CHOLO FRIENDS ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INDECENT  PROPOSAL, PROFANITY USED, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ON PURPOSE(INCLUDING DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF BUSINESS, BRAIN DAMAGE, LOSS OF WEIGHT, LITIGATION <~ REMINDS ME OF MY COUSIN VINNY, OR THE LIKE. I LIKE GUERAS, WHETHER BASED ON BREACH OF CONTRACT A CAON!l=?, BREACH OF WARRANTY, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), PRODUCT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE NEGATION OF DAMAGES SET FORTH ABOVE ARE FUNDAMENTAL ELEMENTS OF THE BASIS OF THE BARGAIN BETWEEN US.  ESTO SE PUSO FEO!  WHERE DID I STEAL THIS DISCLAMER FROM? MY EXWIFE’S OBITUARY? THIS SITE AND THE INFORMATION WOULD NOT BE PROVIDED WITHOUT SUCH LIMITATIONS. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM US THROUGH THE SITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY,  WARRANTY IS 6 MONTHS WITH NO ERRORS OR YOU MONEY BACK! REPRESENTATION OR GUARANTEE NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN THIS AGREEMENT.
  6. Limits. All responsibility or liability for any damages caused by viruses contained within the electronic file containing the form or document is disclaimed. WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND THAT MAY RESULT FROM USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE OUR SITE. Our maximum liability to you under all circumstances will be equal to the purchase price you pay for any goods, services or information.
  7. Use of Information. We reserve the right, and you authorize me, to the use and assignment of all information regarding relajorock.com uses (hurray for facebook and twitter) by you and all information provided by you in any manner consistent with our Privacy Policy.
  8. Third-Party Merchant Policies. DONT’ WORRY ABOUT THIS… I DON’T SELL ANYTHING..All rules, policies (including privacy policies) and operating procedures of Merchants will apply to you while on such sites. We are not responsible for information provided by you to Merchants. We and the Merchants are independent contractors and neither party has authority to make any representations or commitments on behalf of the other.
  9. Privacy Policy. Our Privacy Policy, as it may change from time to time, is a part of this Agreement.
  10. Links to Other Web Sites. RelajoroRock.com contains links to other Web sites. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy or opinions express in such Web sites, and such Web sites are not investigated, monitored or checked for accuracy or completeness by us. Inclusion of any linked Web site on our Site does not imply approval or endorsement of the linked Web site by us. If you decide to leave our Site and access these third-party sites, you do so at your own risk.
  11. Submissions. All suggestions, ideas, notes, concepts and other information you may from time to time send to us (collectively, “Submissions”) shall be deemed and shall remain our sole property and shall not be subject to any obligation of confidence on our part. Without limiting the foregoing, we shall be deemed to own all known and hereafter existing rights of every kind and nature regarding the Submissions and shall be entitled to unrestricted use of the Submissions for any purpose, without compensation to the provider of the Submissions. zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
  12. Helpful Hints: The hints, suggestions and tips contained within this website are provided in good faith from relajorock.com members – O sea nomas yo.
  13.  I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU READ ALL THIS CRAP!